What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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