I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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