how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
The uberlube is also flammable
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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