this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
