Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
no, he came in my armpit
babies were throwing up all over the place
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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