one two three fourrrrnication!
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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