You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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