Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
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If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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