I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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