My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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