Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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