Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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