So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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