Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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