508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I just pynch a tree in the face
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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