fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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