There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Do vagina's smell?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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