Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize
