I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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