I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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