i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
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Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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