you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
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Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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