i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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