i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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