He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize
