i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."