Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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