Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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