the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize