I feel great
I just peed on a car
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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