You really coming over, don't trick.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
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My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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