I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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