are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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