He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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