Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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