I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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