Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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