where am i from again
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
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When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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