Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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