Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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