How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
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The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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