so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
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I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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