I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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