I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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