why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
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Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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