Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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