When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
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