if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
only you would photoshop your dick
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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