respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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