Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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