Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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