How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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