Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
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some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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