Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Randomize
