did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I just want nice things and good sex
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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