Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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