a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
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so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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