Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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