school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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